The Republic of Card Farm ENE 17 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning porpoise population. The hard-nosed population of 7.841 billion Card Farm ENE 17ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 22.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Card Farm ENE 17ian economy, worth 317 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,514 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The same 7841 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Leader's every word on Twitcher, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, Leader has just been declared ruler of Card Farm ENE 17 in an international press conference, and Card Farm ENE 17 has designated Card Farm ENE 17 City as its capital city. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Farm ENE 17's national animal is the porpoise, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Card Farm ENE 17 is ranked 136,283^rd in the world and 5,090^th in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.